Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien

Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien
The misadventures of Ozzy and Tolkien at home

Monday, 28 September 2020

Hoomins and their bad habits can be sooo annoying at times!

Sometimes hoomins think that they are funny....seriously now it’s not funny!

 Well here we are again, another week has just passed and hoomins are still here as always now permanently for which I’m very grateful these days (of course I still don’t like it when they do go out for sometime but I’m hoping that now that it is getting colder they’d be cutting down on these outings again). Long have gone those days when I wanted things to go back to what it used to be normal with the hoomins going out everyday to what they’ve used to call work place so I could have my house to meowself for a few hours....Well not anymore....I prefer it now that hoomins are permanently indoors so I can keep an eye on them and they can keep an eye on Tolkien who at times can be sooo annoying (by the way you can still read about our life at home and of course all about the good times we’ve used to have at home in the good old days before March when hoomins behaved like hoomins and they’ve used to go outside often...in the hoomins comic Life with Ozzy.. and Tolkien available on Amazon)!


But don’t worry I’m not planning today to moan about Tolkien again although I should do so really since he is such a nuisance after all most of the times, day or night having no brains for a cat and no interest in learning anything you might try to teach him. He has now grown to the size of two cats....he is really really big (even hoomins say it so) but he still acts and thinks he is a kitten....good grief! He still climbs on the top of the doors, chews cardboard boxes and paper, tries to eat plants and everything else he can find in his path, he still meows like a kitten, he doesn’t know how to cover after he has been to the litter tray and he constantly tries to convince the hoomins that he is still a kitten which of course he often succeeds to do so as hoomins are very gullible in general. Unfortunately this also means that because he still thinks he is a kitten he behaves like one so and when it comes to playing he can’t use any common cat sense and as a result he causes havoc and destruction in his path and then lets meowself to get blamed for all the mayhem he has just caused....But of course now that the hoomins are at home thankfully all the time they can keep an eye on him so when he does misbehave he also gets the blame....so finally I’m not getting blamed for everything anymore....even the hoomins know who is responsible for all the stampeding and destruction that follows....So yes it is good to have the hoomins at home all the time!


Tolkien trying to hide again....hoomins beware Tolkien is under cover again!

But unfortunately there are also some negative points as well with the hoomins being at home all the time as hoomins seem to be getting occasionally obsessed with doing things that they do not really make a lot of sense and which can cause a lot of harm to cats like meowself. For example when the hoomins decide to sit in front of the TV to watch for hours upon hours films and series non stop…doing TV marathons of watching films and series and as result forgetting that they are still cats living with them who they need frequent feeding and attention too and they don’t like watching what they are watching (unless of course they are watching documentaries about birdies or other small interesting animals)!


I mean what is that obsession all about? Even if it is the weekend they shouldn’t be spending all that time watching TV....it’s not one of their healthy habits and it is not good for them or meowself (or any other cat under the same circumstances of course…unless it’s Tolkien obviouisly). Nope I do not like it when the hoomins seem to be forgetting that I’m around and I can’t sit then in front of the TV as I normally would have done if they weren’t too busy watching and not wanting to be disturbed.

And it’s not just the TV watching obsession which is annoying when it comes to the hoomins and their peculiar habits....It is also their obsession with what they call gadgets which is the most annoying....You know I’m not an unreasonable cat meowself. I do understand that now that hoomins are at home all the time they need to spend in front of their computers a few hours on a daily basis to do what they call work.....so I’d allow them to take some time to do what they have to do. No, it’s not that hoomin habit that bothers me really but their obsession with these gadgets that they seem to constantly use to check things or to read or to play with.....all the time! It seems to be getting worse as every week passes by and they’re becoming more and more obsessed....soon they’d forget totally that meowself and Tolkien are around and they’d stop filling up our food and biscuits bowls or they even might stop cleaning our litter trays and keeping on eye on Tolkien, which of course would be a totally disaster! I can’t have that pesky ex kitten bother me all the time....little chasing and playing at night time is all that I can take on meowself without the hoomins’ help!


Yes it is good to have the hoomins at home but they need to start spending some more time again looking after meowself and not to forget to fill up my food bowls on time! This is simply unacceptable!



Anymeows better go now....it is time to entertain Tolkien and check my food bowls again!



Purrs and meows till next time!


Before you go and if you want to check that mentioned above comic...Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien is now available to download or buy on Amazon


Ozzy and Tolkien would like to ask you to donate if you could so to help us with the ever expensive vet bills of our senior cats so they can have a good old age.  So please PayPal Ozzy and Tolkien’s hoomin. Thank you!


Don't forget to check my hoomin's site on Cat Behaviour if you want some advice...hoomin says that I am really good at giving good advice to hoomins! 

 





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