Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien

Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien
The misadventures of Ozzy and Tolkien at home

Monday, 8 June 2020

Being home all the time is not good for the hoomins it seems as it has some strange effects....

See? Here I am helping my hoomin with his office work... now what does this thing do?
So here we are and another week has just passed since those stranger things started to happen such as hoomins disappearing from outside and then suddenly deciding to spend more time at home keeping company to their cats and other non hoomin members of their family for no apparent reason…although some hoomins appears to have started to emerge now…hmm not sure though that it is really such a good idea!
But yes the whole thing it was rather sudden and very unexpected and at first a rather unpleasant experience some might even say. You know when you had used to the idea of having the home to your meowself during most of the days and then having and without any warning the hoomins becoming indoors only as well and to stop going outside frequently and for long period of times as they’ve used to. I mean my hoomins even stopped going outside on weekends which was soooo peculiar as they’re usually enjoy doing or at least they’ve used to....yes it was so sudden and strange....So at first as many other cats in the very similar situation I wasn’t very happy to have the hoomins on my paws all day and most nights too....You know it felt that it was too much getting all that attention and breakfast very late in the morning and of course not having the house to meowself (and Tolkien of course....and you can read all about our life at home and of course all about the good times we’ve used to have at home in the good old days before March when hoomins behaved like hoomins and they’ve used to go outside often...in the hoomins comic Life with Ozzy.. and Tolkien available on Amazon) not only during the day but also at night time as well when hoomins used to be asleep and meowself and Tolkien could then have a little meow time to ourselves to play and have some fun.

But of course and after of so many weeks of the same situation I’ve finally realised that hoomins, well my hoomins at least, were here to stay for good and that the whole thing was after all the best thing that it could have happened to any cat as it seemed to be working in my favour.  By having the hoomins at home it also meant that I would never had to have empty food bowls ever again and being bored especially at times when Tolkien can’t be asked to play....yes and as I’ve said it before it is really good to have your hoomin servants at home all the time as you can always make use of them when you need them even when they appear to be busy....
I mean my hoomins tend to do during the day (and the other hoomin often during the night) what they call work but of course that is not something that it really has any affect on meowself as I can still get the attention I want....As you only need to sit on the hoomin’s lap or walk all over their laptop’s keyboard and they would simply give you all the attention you need....it’s so simple and it never fails....hoomins can’t resist you!

That Tolkien sometimes  behaves like a rather lazy long annoying cat!
And of course having the hoomins at home all the time it doesn’t really mean as some other hoomins might say that we are very likely to develop certain bad habits because we are being served (not spoiled) so well by the hoomins. Meowself for example as well as Tolkien of course we have not become very attached to the hoomins..quite the opposite in fact as we like and try to have our own space. Now and in the few occasions that we might have been seen to be following the hoomins around the house is just because we just want to make sure that the hoomins would not come to any harm to themselves...you know how careless sometimes these hoomins can be. Besides it is a well known fact that the hoomins don’t like to be left alone so we’ll occasionally follow them...so they don’t feel lonely of course.

On the contrary it is the hoomins I think that they have started developing some rather peculiar (some might even say bad) habits since they’ve become indoors only...
Like for example doing a lot of what they call exercising and even trying to eat healthy because they keep saying that they need to keep fit and stay healthy....I mean I have never seen them eating so much fruit and vegetables before and moving so much when they are at home....I’m really worried that they would soon force us to do exercising as well too....I really don’t like the idea of doing cat yoga and most definitely I’m not at all keen on eating healthy and losing some weight....after all I’m not fat...I just look deceivingly round....

As for this other accusation that I have been heard to be singing at night it’s of course utterly nonsenses...I’m not doing any singing or make strange sounds...it’s all Tolkien of course...he is the one who likes talking and singing....

Anymeows better go now....it has been a tiring day after all....you know helping the hoomins with their work and try to keep them entertained now that they are at home all the time so they don’t get bored and start doing silly thing like exercising it’s such a hard work for any cat.....

Purrs and meows till next time!

Well and if you want to check that comic...Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien is now available on Amazon

There are also new range of products bases on our new comic Life with Ozzy.. and Tolkien available to buy ...the Comic Collection

Ozzy and Tolkien would like to ask you to donate if you could so to help us with the ever expensive vet bills of our senior cats so they can have a good old age.  So please PayPal Ozzy and Tolkien’s hoomin. Thank you!

Don't forget to check my hoomin's site on Cat Behaviour if you want some advice...hoomin says that I am really good at giving good advice to hoomins! 



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