Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien

Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien
The misadventures of Ozzy and Tolkien at home

Monday, 18 May 2020

So another week has just passed and I still have to cope with Ozzy and the hoomins at home…

Here I’m having a little rest on my sofa...see how long I am? Longer than that pest Tolkien of course!
So yes here we are again at the start of another week, May has almost gone as well and things unfortunately haven’t changed at all. Yeap, you’ve guessed it! Hoomins are still at home full time and Tolkien has become as bad as the hoomins it seems now that he is 1 year old....You would have thought that now that he is older at least some common cat sense would have finally settled with him...but no, he is as stupid and gullible as he has always been...no change here!
Yeap just my luck....lazy hoomins and a kitten/youngster with no brains....
I wouldn’t have blamed you if you had thought that after of all these months of hard training from meow part that he would have finally learnt at least the basic cat behaviours but not our Tolkien....he still doesn’t know anything at all…not even simple things just as how to cover after he has been to the litter tray…nope he has not a clue and despite all his failing attempts to paint instead the litter tray he doesn’t even comes close to cover anything and therefore I end up covering instead everything for him while and at the same time I’ve need also to figure out which litter tray in which room he had just used....Sometimes I wonder why the hoomins added so many litter trays in the house....I mean and don’t get me wrong it’s good to have choices but when you live with Tolkien these might not be very good choices as he would visit a different litter tray every time he wants to use one which of course it makes extra hard for me to locate which one he has just used!!!

Of course when you share your home with other cats it is good to have choices so there are no arguments about who would go where and when but when you live with Tolkien....well let’s say that is hard to keep up with him.
(You can read all about our life at home and of course all about the good times we’ve used to have at home in the good old days before March when hoomins behaved like hoomins and they’ve used to go outside often...in the hoomins comic Life with Ozzy.. and Tolkien available on Amazon)

Tolkien stretching on hoomins’ bed...he is not that long really...just annoying!
Yes Tolkien can be such a difficult to understand and deal with kitten.... even worse than the hoomins at times it seems. I mean he wants to be a tough and brave cat who is not afraid of anything and anybody but deep down he is really such a scary kitten who gets easily scared by the most ridiculous sounds from outside that they are not even that loud sometimes and then he’ll quickly go into hiding...While and on the other hand he doesn’t seem to get scared by the really scary things such as the hoomins vacuum cleaner, that noisy monster but and at the same time he is petrified of the small robot cleaner even if it doesn’t hardly make any noise....
Strange and in many ways still a kitten I guess....He tries to show off when the hoomins are around and he pretends that he is brave and tries to bully me....if that is possible of course although sometimes I do play along pretending that I actually get bullied by Tolkien as this seems to be working well with the hoomins who’ll then take my side and tell him off....well kinda...they don’t really tell off Tolkien or meowself to be honest...they do let us get away with almost everything really!

So yes Tolkien is still as bad as he was as a kitten despite the fact that he is a lot older now and....longer too and quite big, a lot bigger actually.....To be honest and if you didn’t know Tolkien as well as I do you’d have thought from his current size that he is a formidable and scary big cat and he could have easily have hold his ground and appeared scary and mean to other creatures....especially those outside  that they keep pestering us like that annoying squirrel and wood pigeons that they keep coming to the bird feeders.... But unfortunately even that pesky squirrel and fat pigeons outside are by now well aware of the fact that Tolkien is not scary at all....to kinda think of it I don’t think that they are even scared of meowself....those pfft annoying pests....one day I’d get my little revenge.

Anymeows better go now....Tolkien is probably already somewhere pretending to be hiding waiting for me to entertain him and the hoomins bizarrely enough they seem to be busy at the moment and they are ignoring us....frustrating really because I kinda need my servants right now!

Purrs and meows till next time!

Well and if you want to check that comic...Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien is now available on Amazon

There are also new range of products bases on our new comic Life with Ozzy.. and Tolkien available to buy ...the Comic Collection

Don't forget to check my hoomin's site on Cat Behaviour if you want some advice...hoomin says that I am really good at giving good advice to hoomins! 


Ozzy and Tolkien would like to ask you to donate if you could so to help us with the ever expensive vet bills of our senior cats so they can have a good old age.  So please Paypal Ozzy and Tolkien’s hoomin. Thank you!



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