Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien

Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien
The misadventures of Ozzy and Tolkien at home

Monday, 16 March 2020

Helping the hoomins it’s not always the best idea...

Tolkien is trying once again to play hide and seek...this time he’s forgotten to hide his big paws!

Well, here we are and another week has just passed and things have not got any better...if anything there are as bad as they were last week or some might say that they’ve got a lot worse. I’m not talking of course about the problems that currently all the hoomins are facing with....not that I don’t feel sorry for those poor hoomins who are not feeling well right now but I also think that they should see the positive side of know  that this really a great opportunity to stay at home and spend some quality time with their cats and other furry and four legged friends and companions that they may share their homes with... 
No, no, that’s most definitely not the worst thing that has happened well at least to me recently....You know of course by now that one of my hoomins created a sort of a book, a comic which she called Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien (you can check it for your self at Amazon if you don’t believe me) and where she has some sort of pictures of meowself and Tolkien showing what we supposedly do at home when we are on our own or when hoomins are also at home....Of course there are a lot of wrong things in that comic and which wrongs I don’t really have the time to mention them all right now...and in particular of course the worst of all....the fact that we are been shown as not real cats but instead as comic characters who always seem to be getting in some form of trouble or causing some kind of mischief....which of course as you probably already know by now is not true. 
What I did find very insulting though  is that our all attempts to be considerate and helpful to hoomins are being misinterpreted and we appear like we are trying to hinder instead of wanting to not true!

Tolkien having a little snooze after helping hoomins with the housework...soo lazy!

There are so many things that we do for our hoomins and there is most definitely not time right now to go to a very detailed description. So I don’t think that is fair that our hoomin can’t see how helpful we really are....There are also a lot of things that we do on a daily basis that they were not even mentioned...
A good example is my constant interference for the maintenance of the litter trays since Tolkien has yet to figure out how to cover and therefore he needs my assistance so everything is being covered properly....You are welcome hoomins for my assistance when it comes to the litter tray and for trying to make life a little bit easier for you...Then there is of course my food assistance with Tolkien as well as with the hoomins. I always make sure that Tolkien doesn’t waste any food as well as the hoomins and even sometimes I’d taste it for them to make sure that is safe for them to eat....again you are welcome hoomins...
There are so many things that I do help hoomins with such as the cleaning of Grizzly’s house every time while Tolkien keeps an eye on Grizzly while he is wandering in the house on his ball when meowself helps the hoomins with his house cleaning. I’m also helping the hoomins with the changing of the bed covers although in many occasions Tolkien would also give a paw too. 
And of course let’s not forget how much I help the hoomins with the cooking and of course and very importantly with catching those pesky water drops in the sink as no one else is as good in catching drops than meowself and hoomins are totally clueless...

So yes we help a lot around the house, even Tolkien too in some occasions and we are not in any way the troublemakers the hoomins make us to be in that I think it is about time that the hoomin at least tells the truth, how that whole book is just a fabrication, a make up story, it’s not real....we are not in any way lazy, demanding or we are causing any trouble....we are the purrfect cats....well meowself anyway.

Better go now as hoomins needs assistance in the kitchen...

Purrs and meows till next time! 

Well and if you want to check that comic...Life with Ozzy and.. Tolkien is now available on Amazon

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